The expanding newfydoof mystery - Jan 20th 2019
After our walk today we stopped at saneyburys and me and dad waited outside. I was getting lots of cuddles from the hoomans and then this one man said....'How much space does he take up in the house?' Dad looked at me, pointed and said....'er about that much'.....The hooman man seemed really impressed that I only took up as much room at home as what I was taking up outside the shop. Maybe he fort I was a shapeshifter or omnipresent and took up loads of space all at the same time....I find it hard working your odd licckle species out sometimes....